PS...Sorry Savanna---h

Oops, should have spelled her name correctly. :)

I Am Sorry (Sort of)

I, Chris Thomas, have been the mastermind (& a brilliant one at that) of the Moon Lighting Blog. Amy Moon received a call from her good friend and neighbor, Noelle, who was also innocently dragged into my blog tonight where she learned that she was the 'proud'? owner of a blog. Unfortunately, it wasn't hers. As most of you know, I'm a jokester with a little bit too much time on my hands and a few more billable hours to log (I also apologize to my clients who unknowingly have funded this delightfully funny blog). Thanks to all my devoted readers, fans, & innocent victims. I've had endless nights of giggling laughter---thanks, Ambien for allowing me some rest from my funny self. I have one last apology to make--to Laura whose blog I used to make comments that were not hers. For that, I will be enjoying the couch for nights to come--thanks again, my faithful friend Ambien.

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Identity Theft (Please Read)

I am still trying to pick myself up off the floor. I have been the recipient of a mean April Fools joke in the form of this blog. I just learned about “Moon Lighting” yesterday. It seems that a neighbor of mine, Bryan Wright, has been holding a grudge because he thinks I was involved in a neighborhood prank two years ago that involved kidnapping his University of Utah garden ornament and holding it hostage for several weeks. I knew something was up the past few weeks because he kept mentioning how payback is a –word omitted – but I couldn’t figure what he was up to until Jana Spangler called and mentioned my new blog???

I finally got control of Moon Lighting this evening. To set the record straight, I don’t think blogs are corny, I just haven’t been motivated to start one; I haven’t seen Slumdog Millionaire nor do I approve of ‘R’ rated movies; We did purchase an Acura MDX and picked it up in Las Vegas, however I did not gamble and we were in Zion on the Sunday when Bryan wrote I was playing slots at the Paris Casino; I’m not a fan of ditching church nor do I like the early schedule because it allows us to go to brunch, but I do have to admit that we have been to Sunday brunch once every two years though.

I am not sure what to do with this blog, but thought I would let you know that this wasn’t me. If you see Bryan Wright, kick him in the shins for me.