Identity Theft (Please Read)

I am still trying to pick myself up off the floor. I have been the recipient of a mean April Fools joke in the form of this blog. I just learned about “Moon Lighting” yesterday. It seems that a neighbor of mine, Bryan Wright, has been holding a grudge because he thinks I was involved in a neighborhood prank two years ago that involved kidnapping his University of Utah garden ornament and holding it hostage for several weeks. I knew something was up the past few weeks because he kept mentioning how payback is a –word omitted – but I couldn’t figure what he was up to until Jana Spangler called and mentioned my new blog???

I finally got control of Moon Lighting this evening. To set the record straight, I don’t think blogs are corny, I just haven’t been motivated to start one; I haven’t seen Slumdog Millionaire nor do I approve of ‘R’ rated movies; We did purchase an Acura MDX and picked it up in Las Vegas, however I did not gamble and we were in Zion on the Sunday when Bryan wrote I was playing slots at the Paris Casino; I’m not a fan of ditching church nor do I like the early schedule because it allows us to go to brunch, but I do have to admit that we have been to Sunday brunch once every two years though.

I am not sure what to do with this blog, but thought I would let you know that this wasn’t me. If you see Bryan Wright, kick him in the shins for me.